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Milford Mall (kind of like The Office or Parks and

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Rory nods, “Oh, yeah I was kinda on the chopping block today at lunch due to my mess this morning,... but I think they’ve moved passed it.” Just then a group of teenage boys could be heard laughing at the banner in the background.

Rory looks straight at Q and gets quiet for a moment, “So, y’know if you’re not busy this evening I was wondering if maybe you could.... come and run a couple updates and check up on my computers.”

(The scene cuts abruptly to the interview)
*”Me and the guys are having a LAN party soon, and what’s on the table? That’s right, Age of Empires II!” Rory exclaims.

“FOR F***’S SAKE!”(Crew member)

Rory looks passed the camera confused, “Oh, c’mon why the hate? Go play Warcraft you normie!”

The camera man shakes his head at Rory’s ignorance*

Milford Mall (kind of like The Office or Parks and

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Rory stands up to stretch.

*Days like these don’t usually pick up until the evening when people get out of school or work. So I usually just take my time, do some back log, and walk around the mall.*

Rory walked across to Smart Tech and greets Quinn, “Hey Q how’s it hanging? Didn’t see you at lunch today. You on some weird fasting diet or something?”

*What do I think about Quinn? Q is probably one the more chill people here. Plus she knows her way around electronics, so perks to work in a mall is that people help out with their different experiences... what’s with that disapproving look.*

Milford Mall (kind of like The Office or Parks and

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Rory looks over to Georgia, “Experience? I’ve been coming to this Mall since I could walk.” He said confidently. I think I just need to take second to brainstorm a better solution.

* I love this place. My dad brought me here all the time to help with the shop. Sure money is good, but passion is the most valuable of currencies.*

The next shot shows Rory stocking shelves in his shop. Rory takes a deep breath before sitting on a crate at the back of the store. Rory was resting his legs as he’d been lifting a recent order. Wednesday is typically busy for Rory as many new issues released on that day.

Milford Mall (kind of like The Office or Parks and

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(Sorry dudes, got busy)

*How was I supposed to know Milf was a term already? I spend most my time in the store, and the rest of it DMing. I mean, not to brag but I’ve been running the same campaign since I was 12. Boom! Mic drop!* Rory leans back in his chair to somehow try to somehow convey his D&D cred...


“Really didn’t think this was gonna blowup in my face this time. Not like, the petting zoo day.... so many feces being flung.” He drifted off. Rory continued to eat his meal, now silent, and with an exaggerated expression of existential despair.

Milford Mall (kind of like The Office or Parks and

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*So, upon further inspection I’ve come to the realization that “milf” isn’t what I thought it was...*

Rory was in a panic. “I really thought that this was going to be a huge hit. Before..., well before that recent discovery and long story short.” He paused awkwardly. “I already had brochures printed and mailed to the public.”

*I’m sorry, but c’mon I really thought this was gonna become the cool hotspot it used to be! I don’t think anyone will get the wrong idea, right?* Rory stares into the lense nervously.

On his break, Rory decided to sit in the employee lounge. With him was a brown paper bag containing a PB &J, an apple and a thermos filled with warm applesauce. Yes you heard correctly warm applesauce.