About me or some sh*t, idk man.

Hey! My name is Roachy, but you can call me Roach or Roach-chan, too! Any name works! I've been roleplaying on and off for well over 10 years now within many, many verses and genres. I have a strong preference for darker themes and a sweet spot for romance, but I'll gladly write any genre if you happen to suggest it. I'm pretty laid-back and goofy. Almost always tired, too. I can be clingy as hell, so don't let me get too attached lmfao. I'm an ADULT, female, and bisexual (with a strong preference for ladies~ *fingerguns*). I'm gonna list a few rules below. Try to follow them if you can.



[GREETINGS] I will respond to both IC and OOC greetings. If you're going to greet me IC, please, PLEASE make it super obvious that you're writing in character. I have a hard time telling sometimes lol. (Also don't introduce yourself as your character, pls. That's what I find so confusing asdfghj) If I send you a friend request, I will send you a greeting. Ditto if you send me a request. I don't care how long it takes as long as you send me SOMETHING. Even a simple 'hi' is cool with me.


[LITERACY] I'm pretty lenient when it comes to literacy. I don't mind if you type with broken grammar or aren't a native English speaker. As long as I can make sense of it enough to write something back, we're gucci. That said, please don't be overly critical of my grammar or spelling. It makes me a lot less likely to want to reply. I usually write late at night or on mobile, so my responses aren't always going to be the best. (Also I got a C on my English finals in Senior year. Don't bully me :( ) Literacy aside, I would like to receive at least a paragraph back when I send my messages. None of that one or two sentence bullsh*t. I need substance.


[PATIENCE] I think this goes without saying, but I've got a life outside of roleplaying. I can't be on every single day, but I will try to be active on my days off or after work if I've got nothing else going on. So please don't bug me for messages unless I haven't responded to you in, like, a week or something. I won't pester you for messages either, so don't stress about rushing to reply to me.


[ROMANCE] Ohh boyyyy... I know this is going to be a tough topic to talk about for me, haha. As much as I enjoy writing romance I am picky as hell with who I write it with. (You're more likely to get it from me if your character is from the FNF or Newgrounds’ universe. Canon or otherwise. As for OCs... well, it depends on if I like them or not lol.) I'll write romance with any gender or sex and with adult or minor. The only thing I will not write with minors is adult content (you know what I mean). So don't be surprised if things are getting hot and heavy and then I send you an OOC message asking you for your age. Don't be offended, I do this to literally everyone I write romance with lol. If you lie to me and I find out your real age, I will unfriend you and block you. I ain't trying to be gross with no kiddos. If you are persistent about having our characters bump uglies for the sake of the story, we can do some *fades to black* or *morning* sort of bs. But you won't get anything explicit from me. Also underage characters are a strong no from me, romantic or otherwise (BF is 19!)



Okay, so those are my four big rules. I would really appreciate it if you follow them, especially the last one. If you have any questions about anything else don't hesitate to drop me a message. I'm not going to bite your head off. I promise lol.





(Art below by CoconutBiko on Twitter; art in albums by PhantomArcade)

(*This BF is heavily influenced by the mun's headcanons. Please take everything you see with a grain of salt as it’s liable to change at a moment's notice.* )


Age: 19
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Bisexual
Hair color: Formerly cyan; currently magenta.
Eye color: Hazel/Brown
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 125 lbs
Occupation: Freelance Rapper / College Dropout


The protagonist of Friday Night Funkin'. He is on a mission to gain approval to date his Girlfriend, but must sing-off against her evil ex-rockstar father Daddy Dearest as well as the many other characters that stand in his way.



-----------EXTRAS/TRIVIA-----------

• Proficient fingerboarder. (It's one of the things that he used to woo Girlfriend with.)

• His favorite Newgrounds game is Newgrounds Rumble (aka Super Smash Bros, but with Newgrounds characters)

• He is a natural bluenette.

• Used to date Pico during the events of Pico's School (Love Conquers All edition). So it's canon that he's at least bisexual.

• Doesn't sense danger because he's too dumb. The only thing he's really afraid of is thunder. That sh*t's terrifying.

• Addicted to Domino's pepperoni pizza and donuts.

• His parents work in accounting.

• Has a brother that just so happens to be a sentient, rapping mouse. His name is Ritz.

• He has ADHD. (ɴᴏ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ꜱᴘᴀɴ.)

• He think's Kanye West's music is pretty dope.

-----------HEADCANONS-----------

• Less 'uwu soft boy' and more of 'Listen here, old man. The only way you're getting in between me and your daughter is if I use you as a condom. Got it?'

• But still pretty soft regardless.

• He's not just good at rapping, he's a pretty good singer too!

• He can also play a few chords on the guitar.

• Impulsive with his money. Yes, that five hundred dollar tech deck was worth it to him.

• He likes video games. Music-themed ones like Dance, Dance Revolution, Just Dance and Beat Saber are some of his favorites. He still has his old DDR controller in storage.

• He loves to flirt and tease people, but when the tables are turned he'll blackout and start foaming at the mouth. (Especially so if anything sexual is mentioned.)

• Hasn't tried a lot of drugs, but he's tried weed and ecstasy. (The latter being the worst tasting SweeTART he'd ever eaten.)

• 'Beeps boops' to avoid conversation or just to be a little sh*t. He knows it gets under people's skin.

• He harbors complicated feelings toward Pico.

• Loves cheesy sitcoms and B-movies.

• Swears like a sailor.

• Attracts weirdos and stalkers like a magnet. Also has several restraining orders on said weirdos and stalkers.

• Not a virgin, but not all that experienced either.

• He also skateboards as a hobby, but his tendency to show off stupid stunts to his friends frequently lands him with an injury or two.

• He has a complex about his height. Make fun of him too badly for it and he'll kick you in the nuts.