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(*This BF is heavily influenced by the mun's headcanons. Please take everything you see with a grain of salt as it’s liable to change at a moment's notice.* )


Age: 19
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Bisexual
Hair color: Formerly cyan; currently magenta.
Eye color: Hazel/Brown
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 125 lbs
Occupation: Freelance Rapper / College Dropout


The protagonist of Friday Night Funkin'. He is on a mission to gain approval to date his Girlfriend, but must sing-off against her evil ex-rockstar father Daddy Dearest as well as the many other characters that stand in his way.



-----------EXTRAS/TRIVIA-----------

• Proficient fingerboarder. (It's one of the things that he used to woo Girlfriend with.)

• His favorite Newgrounds game is Newgrounds Rumble (aka Super Smash Bros, but with Newgrounds characters)

• He is a natural bluenette.

• Used to date Pico during the events of Pico's School (Love Conquers All edition). So it's canon that he's at least bisexual.

• Doesn't sense danger because he's too dumb. The only thing he's really afraid of is thunder. That sh*t's terrifying.

• Addicted to Domino's pepperoni pizza and donuts.

• His parents work in accounting.

• Has a brother that just so happens to be a sentient, rapping mouse. His name is Ritz.

• He has ADHD. (ɴᴏ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ꜱᴘᴀɴ.)

• He think's Kanye West's music is pretty dope.

-----------HEADCANONS-----------

• Less 'uwu soft boy' and more of 'Listen here, old man. The only way you're getting in between me and your daughter is if I use you as a condom. Got it?'

• But still pretty soft regardless.

• He's not just good at rapping, he's a pretty good singer too!

• He can also play a few chords on the guitar.

• Impulsive with his money. Yes, that five hundred dollar tech deck was worth it to him.

• He likes video games. Music-themed ones like Dance, Dance Revolution, Just Dance and Beat Saber are some of his favorites. He still has his old DDR controller in storage.

• He loves to flirt and tease people, but when the tables are turned he'll blackout and start foaming at the mouth. (Especially so if anything sexual is mentioned.)

• Hasn't tried a lot of drugs, but he's tried weed and ecstasy. (The latter being the worst tasting SweeTART he'd ever eaten.)

• 'Beeps boops' to avoid conversation or just to be a little sh*t. He knows it gets under people's skin.

• He harbors complicated feelings toward Pico.

• Loves cheesy sitcoms and B-movies.

• Swears like a sailor.

• Attracts weirdos and stalkers like a magnet. Also has several restraining orders on said weirdos and stalkers.

• Not a virgin, but not all that experienced either.

• He also skateboards as a hobby, but his tendency to show off stupid stunts to his friends frequently lands him with an injury or two.

• He has a complex about his height. Make fun of him too badly for it and he'll kick you in the nuts.
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