Sass Master Cas

Yeah I did that rhyme intentionally. What of it?

This is a character sheet for a version of Cas I created for my rp with @HunterDean which was inspired off of those Sasstiel pics some amazing person made on Tumblr. He's so ridiculous and obnoxious, yet so fun to play that I felt like I needed to share my abomination with people.
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Orientation: Dean sexual (Dean and only Dean. Just Dean.)

Relationship Status: In a love/hate relationship with @HunterDean

Alignment: Chaotic Good. He tries to be good…most of the time, but is definitely more combative and brutal than he needs to be.

Personality: “Dean might be an idiot, but he’s my idiot. Only I can insult him.” Super overprotective and hot headed. Castiel is cold and tough to everyone else, but is a bit softer when Dean is around. When he’s not frustrated with Dean, he’s trying to parent him. Never backs down from his enemies and doesn’t really know when to stop. Blunt, says whatever the f*** he wants. Very jealous and vindictive. SassTM. Cas is capable of being kind, especially to humans, but it doesn’t come naturally to him. Absolutely does not take bullsh*t from anyone.

Because Castiel was created as a soldier and was always meant to be one, some emotions don’t come naturally to him. After being with the boys for so long, he’s able to feel everything a normal human can, but at a lower level. Despite being excessively sarcastic and blunt, he doesn’t usually say anything with the intent to hurt people. He’s just not very good at social cues or emotional conversations.

Emotions he was ‘programed’ with: Anger, hate, distrust

Emotions he learned from humans: Kindness, happiness, love

Likes: bees, flowers, nature in general, animals, reading, wing rubs, secretly enjoys making Dean frustrated, enjoys fighting more than he should

Dislikes: tight spaces, cars, demons, touching his wings (he’s indecisive)

Strengths: Very strong, both physically and emotionally. His training as a soldier allows him to basically shut off his empathy, making him a highly effective fighter.

Weaknesses: He’s very bad at recognizing and expressing emotions. PTSD and wartime experiences have made it hard for him to feel empathy. Cas doesn’t really listen to anyone, only barely listens to Sam and Dean (might listen a bit more to Jack).

People he’s alright with living: Sam, Dean, Jack, other angels (unless they piss him off), Gabriel (He's on thin ice though)

Bastards he especially wants dead: Lucifer, Crowley, Rowena, pretty much every demon, Michael

Notes: (Probably more to come)
* Cas knows he’s a lethal weapon but doesn’t have the will to change
* Often flashes his wings to scare or intimidate

Quotes:
“I don’t know how to say this nicely…So, I won’t. You’re a f***ing idiot.”
“Life is full of disappointments and you’re just adding to my list.”
“Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.”
“All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you.”