Wencho.

KuroSakura «Of course I would. There is no way I would not leave my signature on something i made.» He doesn't mean actual signature but a unique feature, like a specific ingredient.
«They already can have a bigger place, it's called a forest, where creature like that belong to?»
He frowns. «So? What do you know that Anthony didn't actually do it on purpose to get himself beaten, to fraud his insurance?» Uhm.
«The time for revenge is here!» He naturally throws a snowball to Jamie as well, while being hit by his.

Bao. He looks at them, shrugs, and starts to make a snowman. XD

KuroSakura «There can never be two identical panettoni but there are plenty of identical spiders of a same breed. Because everyone who makes panettoni makes it in a unique way!» War of the panettone.
«In my opinion, cats and dogs should go back to nature just as much as spiders and all the rest.» He is not an animals lover.
«Who can really know what was in his mind. That girl didn't even look so great, I can look much prettier than that.» He swishes his hair.
He keeps fighting relentlessly, getting more and more triggered as they continue.

Bao finishes his snowman and goes back inside, spending the rest of the afternoon with WonPil. XD

KuroSakura «There is a difference! Even if you weight every ingredient with precision, you can't count how many grains of sugar will be in each part, for example.» His argument makes no sense, but he would do never give up.
«And then they sting you because it's in their nature. Don't you know that story of the scorpion and the frog?»
He rolls his eyes. «What was so lovely about her? He only liked her because she was someone he couldn't easily have.»
He heads back inside, grumbling. He never managed to win a snow battle so far.

KuroSakura «To me, they all look identical but I'm sure I'll never find two panettoni with an identical taste.» He has never even tried one panettone in his life.
«A scorpion wants to cross a river but cannot swim, so it asks a frog to carry it across. The frog hesitates, afraid that the scorpion might sting it, but the scorpion promises not to, pointing out that it would drown if it killed the frog in the middle of the river. The frog considers this argument sensible and agrees to transport the scorpion. Midway across the river, the scorpion stings the frog anyway, dooming them both. The dying frog asks the scorpion why it stung despite knowing the consequence, to which the scorpion replies: "I am sorry, but I couldn't resist the urge. It's in my nature." See? It's from the fables book.» It's a real fable.
«I think Judge Turpin should have married Beadle, someone worth him;» He had golden hair too.
«It wasn't the war, just one of many battles. My time to prevail will come…» He clenches his fist while heading to the bathroom. They can wash together, there is literally nothing one of them could have that the other didn't see on his own body. XD

KuroSakura «Then do so, I'm eager to see all the incredible differences between two identical things.»
He looks up. «Then how do you explain that he stung the frog? These stories never lie, they are ancient wisdom!» Like that story where the stork and the fox invite each others for dinner and troll the other with plates they can't eat from. XD
«Shi, i think I'll make a Facebook group for people who ship judge Turpin and Beadle Bamford.» He will probably be the only member for ever.
He finishes to wash himself and walks out, wrapping himself in the towel before carefully combing his hair. «It's getting so nicely long…»