A deviously handsome flirtatious man with no filter. I will never take anything seriously. Raging bisexual. I’ll hit on anything that walks ;)
I am a very intelligent individual who uses the dying art of diplomacy and secrecy to weasel my way out of situations I put myself into. I can be, at times, an extraordinary a**hole.
Have you ever seen me and Vladimir Putin in the same room? If your answer is yes, I will not answer further questions.
My sole purpose in life is to steal the declaration of independence, and give it to the faeries. Most annoying brother award goes to me myself and I.
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