Well it's day three of Chucky's daily blog and thankfully both Mary and Stanley checked out perfectly healthy at their appointments yesterday. It turns out that being in sixth grade Mary is now learning how to do prealgebra. She showed me some of her homework that she needed help with and honestly I really didn't get how it was so difficult but since I'm her friend I helped her anyway. (I also helped her study for her spelling test today)






Now anybody who personally knows me understands that I'm f***in horrible when it comes to math and I really don't understand this whole new math sh*t that they're teaching the kids now a days. I mean, I may have never graduated because of the fact that I dropped out when I was a couple of years older than Mary, (which was just fine with the teachers because I caused a lot of trouble when I was a kid) but even I know that one plus one equals two and two plus two equals four.






Anyways, so with this prealgebra stuff, it isn't that difficult to figure out. For example if three multiplied by Y equals six, then anybody with a f***in brain cell is going to know that Y is equaled to two. *rolls eyes* Well, at least today is Friday and Mary's got a three day weekend ahead of her. Sunday afternoon is when we're planning to go to see the new Christopher Robin movie, so I will go ahead and tell you what I think about it afterwards.





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Have a great weekend! *waves*





Love, Chucky

Hey guys, I don't have much time to talk today so I'm going to make this short and sweet. I have to take my dog Stanley (named after Paul Stanley,.. if you don't know who he is,.. here's a thought,... LOOK IT UP!!!) to the vet this morning. I forgot to mention him yesterday, he's a border terrier mix and he's only a year old so he's basically still a puppy. Then later today I have to pick Mary up from school because she has a checkup.



I agreed to pick her up after school because I for sure don't want to take her to her Girl Scouts' meeting tonight! Holy sh*t! Being a doll isn't as easy as it's cracked up to be believe me. Her female friends go f***in nuts over me whenever they see me! *rolls eyes* And if you have ever seen Child's Play 3 you'll know exactly what I have to put up with!





Anyway, it was way too damn hot outside yesterday so Mary and I had fun around the house. Last night we watched the movie Brave before her mother put her to bed. And I must say that that is one of the few princess movies that I can actually stand. Princess Merida is pretty bad ass when it comes right down to it. I also agreed to go see that new Christopher Robin movie with her this weekend and from viewing the trailer and I can say that I was rather impressed and I'm not a huge fan of Winnie The Pooh because it's a little too sissy for me. Either way, you can't beat the concession stand! ;)





So I will end today's blog with one of the songs that Mary's been obsessed with and basically been playing every waking moment whenever she's at home. I must say it has a pretty good beat to it, and,.. as much as I hate to admit it,.. so does Touch The Sky from Brave. I actually wouldn't mind if that movie came out with a sequel. It's a LOT better than Frozen in my humble opinion. Until tomorrow,...




---Chucky the Killer Doll



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*waves* Hi,.. it's me,.. Chucky,.. I've decided to start a new blog. What do ya think? To tell you the truth not much is happening today. Tiff is making my lunch right now. And yes, even though I'm a killer doll, I still eat, sh*t, and sleep just like everybody else. That's the magic of voodoo. Mary's doing great, she started school about a week ago. I miss her like crazy though. :( We had a great summer together! We went camping on this ranch. By the way that was hers and Tiffany's idea, I'm not a huge fan of horses. It's not that I don't like them it's just that I don't believe that they like me.




That's just as well though, if you see my size I wouldn't be able to get up on one very well. I can still drive though because I use pedal extensions just like the midgets *coughs* excuse me,.. I mean the little people do. Anyways, I still liked fishing and swimming with her and of course, nobody can tell ghost stories like I can! *evil malicious laugh* We also had a great fourth of July too. I love watching the fireworks with her and we always bring those sparklers with us.




Holy sh*t, I can't believe that she's going to be eleven years old already in October! Time has just flown by and I have been friends with her for about five years now. Well, my lunch is ready so I've got to go. If you want to go ahead and start up a conversation with me just send me a friend request and I would love to talk to you. I promise that I won't try to take your soul unless you provoke me.




Sincerely, -The Chuckster



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