~ You should ask your mother.
Greetings, pleasure to make your acquaintance. I'll keep this short so we can get to the fun sooner. If you believe this account to be a place to indulge in your deepest, darkest desires, welcome home. I don't bite too hard. If you wish to chat on a much more convenient means of speaking, that being Discord, please give me your username and we’ll happily talk there.
Until we next meet.
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