Hello, welcome to my profile. Please consider reading this through before sending me a request as I have spent actual time of my life on this. Additionally, for motivation I will gift a years worth of premium membership (if I'm interested in you). Don't bug me with pages worth of ranting and cussing about how I'm rude or impolite or full of myself for confronting you. If you can't handle me, move along. Simple.

I will not refrain from obscene jokes, offensive meme references and perfide banter in favor of some self-proclaimed special snowflakes. This is my profile, I do what I want. If that offends you, I'm frankly not sorry and I honestly could not really care much less.
Inhibition reigns not on this profile.
Also, if you add me, don't waste my time waiting for me to reach out to you first. Everyone deserves a fair chance, so my account is set to accept requests automatically, though my first message to you will be me asking if you've read all this sh*t COMPLETELY. If you didn't - and evidently I'll notice - you'll be blocked. I'll also block you 24 hours after I've accepted your request if you haven't left a message until that point. Furthermore, though quite self-explanatory actually, if you see me in your 'stalkers' and I haven't added you, it means I'm /n o t i n t e r e s t e d/. Being [I] out there hiding behind the sluttiest facades talking "pls message first i'm shy lol" and "why do guys only want smutty roleplays ugh". Most of the time I actually don't even bother looking at your profile because it's probably just another slut roleplay profile, as is 99,972% of this and most likely every other roleplay forum. Quite sad, really.

As we got that out of the way, I just want to point out that I'm not going to bother writing any personal information about me. I've got social media, I've got an inbox. If anything really interests you, just ask away. I'm an open book. And if you add me on social media, please let me know who you are. Also, if you're some 21st century feminist and you believe in more than two genders, please f*** off, thank you very much.

When roleplaying with me, you can expect para to multi-para replies. I always pay close attention as to make the least grammatical errors possible and always use proper punctuation. As do I expect the same from my fellow writers. Although English is not my native language, I always try my best to be as descriptive and grammatically correct as I possibly can. As do I expect the same from my fellow writers. Because just like with food, the eye eats first. With that being said, I would be very thankful if you could try to match my length in replies, as I feel easily overwhelmed with long replies. I am mentally not the healthiest person and often struggle with short attention span and a lack of the ability to properly express my creativity in words. Therefor I have no concrete expectations on length and descriptivity, all I ask for is that you do your best and enjoy writing with me. And vice versa, of course. I'm also well aware that I as a person often may seem like a blunt, cold or rude person, but I can assure you that it is simply who I am and it is not meant to be taken as a personal offense torwards any one of you. I probably don't need to get into this in any details, but rest assured that I am not purposely trying to be an a**hole torwards anyone personally.

I really don't care if you actually read this or not, but at least you won't have any reason to say "I didn't know" in regards to anything stated in this blog. If you did read this, thank you for taking the time to do so and I hope you'll be having the most possible fun writing with me.