Figured this would be a good thing to go ahead and get out of the way lmao.

I’m not really in fandoms and I don’t like doing that sort of roleplay anyways. I like original stories and the only ‘fandom’ I’m in is like… minecraft herobrine lmao.

Regarding stories and plotline I'm into, I like fantasy, drama, dystopian, the sort. I can't do one that's entirely focused around romance, I need some action and adventure otherwise it will become boring. Adding to this, I enjoy world-building, I like both sides of the roleplay inputting things to make the story interesting.

I don't like overly perfect characters. Sure, a character can be a conceited punk, but so long as they have flaws or problems deep down, I'll be fine. But having a handsome smart tall rich muscular extroverted kind hardworking heart-stopping guy who never has anything wrong... it gets a little boring.

Uhh I dunno what else to add. This will probably see an update here soon.

Rules

• I will not bump a message if you go without replying. You're free to bump me if I haven't been around in a bit to reply to keep me up, but for the most part I feel that if a reply hasn't been given in a week or two, the moment is lost and you don't feel like going on. I'd feel like a pest if I tried to bump a message, so I just... won't.

• Literate only. The same style of writing you’d see in a nice book.

•I need the storyline to be entertaining. Something like slice of life is about as intriguing to me as a stinkbug. I will get bored easily if nothing is happening at all. I want dark, I want the world in flames. I want things to go wrong and crazy shenanigans to happen.

• I refuse to engage in a roleplay with a minor.

• On the topic of minors, I downright refuse to do a roleplay where a minor is the main lead. Sure, the occasional kid isn’t evil. Maybe your fella has a kid. All is well, I won’t bicker so long as he remains a side character for the most part. But if you’ve got 13 year old Timmy as your main protagonist… I will feel weird about it, regardless of what is happening. 16 and above I can tolerate, with limitations. But downright children... I will just not accept.

• Also on the topic of minors, I will not romance a minor in a storyline. No exceptions. It’s weird and you should know that.

• I can quite literally only do MxM. I do not know how to do romance with women nor do I know how to play as a woman. If I see within your profile you only do stuff that isn’t MxM, I’ll just decline you to make it simpler on the both of us. No hard feelings.

• I absolutely despise roleplay that ONLY consists of blank storyline and absurd amounts of intimacy. I will get bored. I am not the person to come to for that, sorry.

• I am incapable of handling one-liners or short responses in general. I need something to go off of besides hope and prayer. At LEAST a paragraph, I am begging you. That being said I like quality, quantity is just an extra bonus that only matters if there is quality. Don’t inbox me a drawn out morsel of nothing to fit the agenda, especially if I poured every ounce of my soul into my own reply beforehand. Find the middle ground if you must.

• Similarly, I will be repulsed at the sight of needless text talk. Wat r u doin 2 me, cri :,(

Forewarnings and Limitations

• I will repeat my earlier statement… if romance will happen… I can only do MxM. I won’t make myself uncomfortable to do something I don’t even know how to do. My apologies.

• I throw together characters on the spot because I don't have the internal strength to have a catalogue of fellows and their lore and descriptions. Not right now, anyways. Maybe one day.

• I have never had alcohol above a few sips. Understandably, my knowledge on how to write alcohol… and the drinking of alcohol… the side effects of alcohol… the morning after alcohol… is very limited. I’ll do my best, but I will absolutely be winging it.

• Sometimes, words are difficult for a fellow like myself. Sometimes I have to pick apart sentences and google definitions to words to figure out what you're going at. Usually I can power through it, but there can always be a time where I will need clarification. Similarly, I can sometimes misinterpret something and throw everything out of line without even meaning to. If it happens just give me a nice little jab and some clarifications, I can fix my errors.

• I work part time in a retail job. And yes, it sucks, and I hate it. And yes, the customers are just as intolerable as you may expect. Chances are if I have worked that day or must work that day, I’m drained like a vampire victim, and replies might be postponed a bit depending on how insufferable the day was.

• Like many, I am cursed with depression and anxiety. It can hinder my replies depending on how rough it is.