Best thing is to keep it simple, Stupid. Right? So, I'm going to cut straight to the chase. Rules, law,...hell even the 10 Commandments are meant to be broken. I figured, we can just call these some 'guidelines'. I use the words guideline loosely, I can make some exceptions. If there is something I ain't kosher with, then adios bitchachos. Let's get right into it.

First off, no kiddies allowed. This is anyone under 18 years of age. I ain't babysittin' ya. As much as Winger enjoyed singing 'She's only seventeen'...I ain't a cradle robber.

Second, don't be clingy. I'll get back to ya in a timely fashion.

Third....I don't know. Don't be the reason there is a third guideline. We'll get along just fine.