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Anyone else sick of romance?

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I don’t understand, what does spic mean?

Friday the 13th

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“……..”

*A pair of stoic, blue eyes, peers at you from a distance. I am standing silently among the trees, donning a hockey mask, green work shirt, and blue jeans.*

“………….”

*In the blink of an eye, I am suddenly gone! A familiar sound rings out in the distance.*

“Ki-Ki-Ki-Ma-Ma-Ma……”

(HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH, EVERYONE!)

Anyone else sick of romance?

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You guys think you have it bad? I keep getting fangirls coming at me demanding to replace Pamela as Jason’s Mom, or send me messages of them sacrificing their friends to gain my favor and heart!

That’s not how Jason Voorhees works, people!

By the way, Happy Friday the 13th!