Stuff and.. things. Just f***ing read.

Hello, welcome to my profile. Please consider reading this through before sending me a request as I have spent actual time of my life on this. Additionally, for motivation I will gift a years worth of premium membership (if I'm interested in you). Don't bug me with pages worth of ranting and cussing about how I'm rude or impolite or full of myself for confronting you. If you can't handle me, move along. Simple.

I will not refrain from obscene jokes, offensive meme references and perfide banter in favor of some self-proclaimed special snowflakes. This is my profile, I do what I want. If that offends you, I'm frankly not sorry and I honestly could not really care much less.
Inhibition reigns not on this profile.
Also, if you add me, don't waste my time waiting for me to reach out to you first. I'll also unfriend you 24 hours after I've accepted your request if you haven't left a message until that point. Though if I see you're still online for hours after I've accepted your request, and you still can't bother saying Hi, I'll unfriend you right away. Furthermore, though quite self-explanatory actually, if you see me in your 'stalkers' and I haven't added you, it means I'm /n o t i n t e r e s t e d/. Same goes if I keep declining your request. If you cannot comprehend, that means 《 STOP ADDING ME 》. Being out there hiding behind the sluttiest facades talking "pls message first i'm shy lol" and "why do guys only want smutty roleplays ugh". Most of the time I actually don't even bother looking at your profile because it's probably just another slut roleplay profile, as is 99,972% of this and most likely every other roleplay forum. Quite sad, really.

As we got that out of the way, I just want to point out that I'm not going to bother writing any personal information about me. I've got social media, I've got an inbox. If anything really interests you, just ask away. I'm an open book. And if you add me on social media, please let me know who you are. Also, if you're some 21st century feminist and you believe in more than two genders, please f*** off, thank you very much.