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(Who reads this sh*t anyway... here goes nothing.)

Amy would have been 40 in the year 2023. So I fired up this new leading character because I have been eager to write her for the longest time. After reading a lot of material on her, Amy's personality was far more colorful than I expected.

With this account, I am giving "prime" Amy a shot. So, here she is set preferably around 2007 or so. She never married Blake Fielder-Civil and moved on from him the best she could. Hard drugs never entered her lifestyle, but her alcoholism is still an issue. The woman should probably simmer down on that damned reefer, too. Ha.

My other, less successful Amy: @LIONESS

- STRICTLY REALISTIC FICTION
That also excludes fantasy. End of story. If you write just furries, supernatural, and stuff like that, time to back out.

- Don't keep sending me friend requests. I'll just block you. I declined your request for a reason, at least try to respect that. If I'm feeling nice, I may accept the second time.

- I don't do anything mafia-related. Most don't seem to do it right, anyway. Never interested me much, either.

- I only do descriptive roleplay. If you're incapable of doing multi-para or novella length, stop reading right here. Anything shorter than that is likely to get me bored very fast. While I do prefer substance over a wall of exposition and nonsense that adds nothing to the scene or the story, it's implausible that something less than fifteen lines will keep me invested.

- Bad grammar irritates my soul. I understand the occasional mistake, or English isn't your first language. I too make (stupid) mistakes, since I'm a dyslexic.

- Don't come to me with no damn idea what you want. The yoke's not going to be on me. That includes piggybacking the story. Don't do that. I'm through with roleplayers who just "react" and add little to nothing to a scene and/or the plot itself.

- Communicate, please. Ask questions about me, the roleplay, whatever. We can be friends or acquaintances, either's cool.

- I prefer Discord. But that's not a requirement.

- Story/smut ratio: 70/30.

- No sexism or any kind of bigotry. Fvck off with that sh1t. If it's related to the story, fine. Under certain circumstances.

- I don't roleplay to date for real. I have a boyfriend already, he doesn't care that I write fictitious romance stories online.

- No damned self-inserts. That sh*t is just creepy and lazy. Say "I'm playing myself" and you get instantly blocked. Typically, my bullsh*t detector is accurate, I can tell if a character is a self-insert, even if you're not direct about it.

- I really, really don't like pre-existing relationships. Example: two best friends falling in love. The plot would have to captivate me to coax me into such a story.

- I don't talk in character in DMs, just on statuses. I don't get this trend of being strictly in-character. It's bizarre. This isn't frickin' Tinder. We're all real people behind our screens, let's act like it.

- Usually, I don't add or accept profiles that don't have a blog, lack substance, or are private. Character sheets are important to me. A muse that looks half-assed or boring is discouraging for me.

- I don't do connections. All of the stories with Amy are separate. Non-negotiable. I don't need that drama.

- DO NOT control my character(s). Instant block.

- I don't know how many times I have to express this, but NO FVCKING ANIME . I'm not into it hardly at all, my days of hoarding Pokemon VHS tapes, egging my parents for a Pokedeck or a Yu-Gi-Oh deck, and sh*t like that are far behind me.

- That's it. Just behave. I may have sounded robust with these rules but I'm sick of having to repeat my damned self because people can't fvcking read. Why did you become a roleplayer in the first place if you can't take the time to read?

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All this aside, Amy is the first major female character I've tried to dedicate to. Not all the information about her will correlate to real life, some will be altered for artistic purposes, but nothing substantial. I greatly respect that woman but have no problem separating reality from fiction.


Last Updated 2/24/24

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