Rules? Kinda, yeah.

1 - Dude, no means no. If I say I don't like something, then I'm not gonna do it. If you try to pressure me into doing something I don't wanna do, smell you later.

2 - Fill me in if you don't like our roleplay anymore. I don't need an explanation about it or anything like that. All I need to know is that you're not liking it and we can move on to something new. I’ll let you know all the same.

3 - I 100% get that life gets in the way, and you can't always get back to me. Honestly, I'm cool with that. Life is more important than some site on the internet. Your life and priorities should always come first. I'll see you when you get back.

( hopefully you can do the same for me. I lose motivation/social battery quickly, and life gets pretty busy. So if you could understand that, it’d be pretty awesome )

4 - I'm only here to roleplay and possibly chat. Not here to date or collect sausage pics. You got that glizzy on you? Awesome ... put it back.

5 - NSFW/Erp is totally fine with me. Any gender pairing too. But, I don't want it to be the entire plot. If we're gonna have it, I want the moment to have built up between the characters. Not just:

"Let's f*** now."

"Ok."

6 - I'm fine with text talk outside of rp. But when it's in the rp, I get unitrested instantly. It ruins the whole thing for me. Same with one liners, it gets boring after a while.

( Now, if the characters are legit texting in the rp, then go right ahead and write their text talk. But if in your descriptions all the time you're using 'alr' and 'idk', I will be a bit out of the whole thing )

7 - I literally NEED a plot to rp. Otherwise I don't know what the hell I'm doing. So please, for the love of goof, do not come to me in character without plot and stuff. I don't know how some people do it, tbh. Must be masters at improv, bro.

8 - As a mediocre storyteller, I get that we all have our moments where we slip up on our spelling or we don't proofread anything and just send that sh*t right away. But I gotta know what you're saying, man. I need at least some basic grammar and spelling so I can know how to respond.

9 - You add, you send the first message. And vice-versa.

10 - Don't start playing my character, and don't make yours OP or a Mary/Gary sue. You remind everyone of the annoying kid on the block that said "No, that doesn't happen!" whenever someone beat their Spiderman figure.

( This isn't to say your character can't be well liked or very powerful. For example, they'd be liked by many if they're some kind of royal or star. And they'd be very powerful if they were a high ranking general or even a god. But everyone has their weaknesses and flaws. Please, be a real one and give your character some as well. )


Aight, thanks for reading allat, and if you've got any more questions then don't be afraid to ask. I don't bite. Well, except for burgers ... I bite burgers. If you read this, say deez nuts somewhere in your first message. Or just like this blog post.

Anyway, I hope to roleplay with ya soon.