- Rules -

Frankly, I've been here for like seven hours and I'm already sick of the bullsh*t. So:

× I'm not afraid to say I'm highly selective. If you got a friend request from me rest assured something on your profile caught my eye.
Going off of this, if you sent me a friend request and I didn't accept it you can be sure there's a reason. And for f***'s sake, don't think that will change if you send three more requests. I won't hesitate to block you.

× I won't accept accounts based around anime, wrestling, furries or the like. #Sorrynotsorry

× Haven't gotten a reply for a day or two or three? Tough luck. I will write status updates and keep you in the light if I know I'll be gone for a longer period of time. I will get back to you. Pinky promise. Like I said, you're on my friend list for a reason.

× I'm not opposed to writing smut. I kinda enjoy it, in fact. But, with me you gotta earn it. Show me that you're not thinking with your reproductive system of choice and you've got a much higher chance of me being willing to stimulate it. My character is a tease and enjoys the chase and being chased; don't let her get her way too easily or you've lost her before she was ever yours.

× Lastly, I want to not-so-kindly remind you that this is MY account. Thus, MY rules apply. If you can't act the part of a decent human being then you'll be removed without warning.

Got that? Awesome. Major Bitch™ is out.