Teyvat.

Evilconquering "Interesting! I'm not a big reader, you know, but." She snickers, waving her hand off. "If I have to, I would go for something like that!
I understand jealousy, just that mine was from a different point of view. Never got together with the one I liked, but watched him with other people." She suspects Kaeya was one of the many!!
"Hah, that's a good one!" She chuckles. "I have a serious reason. I was told he'd be able to give me a hand once here, the fact he could be a daddy only plays even more on my favour!"

Zhao. "Greens are good for your health...you can't live with meat only.
You get more meat only if you behave properly...you'll get a nice reward.
Fine...I'll leave it here..." He sighs and leaves the bag near the bed.

She moves slightly to leave space to Fang but looks up, not liking she had to move aside from Zhao. XD

Chan «I have a feeling you would enjoy reading that particular kind of novels.» Because horny.
«Not everyone is as lucky as me, who got the boy I like. But also, I made all the moves, so it must have something to do with that too.»
He shrugs. «The only Kaeya I have ever heard of before is a little boy, so I doubt he could be the one you are looking for.»

Fang. «Aaaa greens kill, poison, evil!» Look at Tighnari!!
«How behave? You say I do, more meat! Everything meat!» He can be bought even more easily than an average dog.
«I eat if he not eat.»

Evilconquering "You only tell me...how straightforward are they?" Because that would really change her opinion about reading.
"Are you saying I didn't make enough moves? I did my all to attract him...how do you even attract someone without showing some skin?" Who knows why someone like Ayato didn't appreciate!!
"Don't think they take little boys as Captains here, regardless all the freedom stuff. My new friend Barbara spoke highly of his looks!"

Zhao. "They are not poison, you just have to choose the right herbs in the forest! Not all of them are dangerous.
I say and you do, that sounds good! I will keep it in mind." He will start taking with him a purse with dry meat pieces to give Fang.
"No, Fang, he has to eat it himself. Look how skinny he is."

Chan «You want to know how much in the details of fucking they go? Well, you'd have less detail if you fucked for real.»
He shrugs. «I am not saying anything, I don't even know your name, or if you told me, I forgot. Anyhow, I kissed him myself, before we were together. That's what I call my move.» He would doubt that randomly kissing Ayato would lead to a marriage. xD
«And the Kaeya I know would certainly not be in another world on his own.»

Fang. «Ahh, you mean herb for meat taste good! I get. We can make roast. With boar! Big, big!»
He will become his most loyal subject. Until meat ends or until he steals the purse from his backpack.
«But he not eats!» he whines and starts to yelp like an annoying dog who never stops.

Evilconquering She raises her brows at his words. "I'm impressed! Tell me where I can read them! Otherwise you can give me a single daddy for the real thing. Every daddy I meet has either a broom in their ass or are taken." Or are Ayato.
"My name? Miya." Not much fantasy if she wants to hide it, but still.
"Usually I go bed with them first, if I like them, I tell them I want to be together and they refuse." She throws herself at men too much.
"I'm really curious, I want to see if Barbara is right about his looks!"

Zhao. "That too, herbs make roeasted meat even better. What herbs do you like on meat?"
He will have to play his cards well if he wants his doggy.
"Chan, can you please eat..?"