❝ I'VE GOT THE OLD MANS CAR ❞

| HEADCANNONS |

-Moriarty either drinks the finest red wine or Hawaiian punch. No in between.

-His suits always have to match. He's got cufflinks and ties that go with each of his blazers and suitpants

-Absolute drama queen. If Kit or Denali, or someone in general tells him no he'll pout and talk about it for the rest of the day.

-A messy killer, but doesn't like getting it on his clothes. Patrick Bateman-esque

-He likes going to art museums but not for long. He'll usually stare for a little bit and then move on. He rarely spends over an hour in them.

-A lover of 60s and 70s music including but not limited to disco

-He throws money at his snipers and hired men. Usually followed by "DO BETTER!"

-He laughs at drama's and gritty movies. He went to see Big Fish in theatres and laughed through nearly the entire movie.

-Even with his riches, he's a pickpocket kleptomaniac.