Rules !!! Do read them carefully or else !!!

Did you actually expected rules here?
Life is no fun if we stick to the rules, the greatest stories ever made we made so by breaking the rules !

Some guidelines then? Maybe...
Lets keep this simple...

Put in some effort and see it returned.

Know that I do have a life, but then again, patience is a virtue no?

No males. Not sorry either.

And the most important guideline...

Have some freaking fun alright ! Suprise me !