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1. ALASTOR. IS. ASEXUAL. I will not change this! I was willing to change his romantic orientation, but I will not change his sexual orientation. Any attempts to get in his pants will result in wild discomfort and likely your character getting hurt.

2. As an extension of that, don't try to get in a relationship with me, the admin. I'm not interested, I promise.

3. Alastor is a very powerful demon, but he is not invincible or anything. Do not godmod, please. I can't stand it.

4. I may not be super active, but I'll try. Be patient, okay?

5. I beg that you have decent grammar. It doesn't have to be perfect. Mistakes happen. And I'll give non-native speakers some leeway, but I can only take so much.

6. I prioritize basically everything over DMs. Status comments, profile comments, questions, then DMs. They are the least of my concern.