first time in a bar/restaurant that is obviously n

While at the establishment, i gestured the barman to come closer, i gently caressed his full beard, "are you the manager?" he answered "no" i softly stroked his face with both hands, "Can you get him for me? I need to speak with him."running my hands beyond his beard and into his hair, he answered , "im afraid i cant,is there anything i can do?" i said , "yes there is, can you give him a message for me?" while running my fingers across his lips and slyly popping a couple of my fingers into his mouth and allowing him to gently suck them,"What should I tell him?" the barman asks, "tell him, " I whisper into his ear, "There is no toilet paper, hand soap, paper towels, or hand sanitizer in the ladies room."