Love me, love me, love me, love me

Rules of the record shop
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Maneater - Daryl Hall & John Oates

The record shop is 18+ only, would hate for the kiddos to see the sex toys in the back.


An Unhealthy Obsession - Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra

If you don't like horror get out of the store, your obviously not going to enjoy it anyways.

This Is Love - Air Traffic Controller

Any and all are welcome to the store, but consent is sexy and hate will get you banned.

Cannibal Lover - Redlands

I, Nicky, am the only employee of the store, and no ladies you will not be the exception.

Breezeblocks - alt-J

The record shop is a place of culture, so please, none of that ** stuff.

Terrible Thing - AG

Our literature section sports works of fiction from four paragraphs to sixteen. The rule is take a book leave a book.

Hatef--k - The Bravery

This is not a brothel, if your looking for a pump n dump go down the street. If your hot enough though maybe I'll take you to the backroom.

The Dismemberment Song - Blue Kid

Even the weakest of survivors can blind the strongest killers in the fog, nobody is untouchable.

Let's Kill Tonight - Panic! At the disco

If you rent a book then I expect it back in a week max.