Rules


Do not try me. I hold grudges.

I do not add. I only accept. And I am SUPER selective.

First off ~ I love fantasy, supernatural, and drama
LOTS. OF. DRAMA. Tragedy. Gore. Horror. Trauma. God dammit, give me p a i n

Secondly, since there are men that still just won't get it, I'm not interested in your "massive meat" (lol cringe) boring self insert fantasies. Stop trying.
I rarely accept requests from men. Especially those that are obviously looking for ERO based roleplays.

P.s. Vikings never wore horns on their helmets and you're not an "alpha male", you're completely cringe. Go bash your skull in the wall to your awful music until your final brain cell explodes. Tiny penis energy.

Here, for you idiots that can't read: NO ERPS WITH MEN.
ME NO CARE ABOUT YOUR PEEN. ME NO WANT YOUR PEEN. TAKE THAT SAD THING ELSEWHERE OR SO HELP ME GOD.

- No minors. Honestly - I'm finicky about roleplaying with people under the age of 20.

- No pestering. I'm a busy person. And hardly sociable. If I feel pestered you will be ghosted and removed. I'm here to write, not to care about your feelings.

- Discord is available, and yes I can roleplay there too - so long as there is a server set up for our specific plot.
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- I only do slice of life and mushy romance if it's sapphic love! (I've had some people ask me what that means. wlw. fxf. Whatever you'd like to call it.)

- Erøtiça is only included when it makes sense in the context of our roleplay, and it will NOT be the center of the plotline. ** (mixed messages alert~~~ Unless you're a girl. I LOVE women. ugh)

- In addition, if your bio/blog posts/profile in general gives me cornsite vibes, f*ck off. I know you're a virgin just looking for some online thrill and that's, haha, pathetic.

- If I don't vibe with you, I will remove you. Don't take it so personal. I reserve the right to remove, reject, and block.

- multi paragraph to novella is very preferred. I will not respond to one liners to paras. If you give me 2-3 paragraphs, please make sure they are full of detail.

- I consider myself to be an advanced writer, and strive for total immersion. When I say advanced, I mean advanced. I've been writing for 15+ years, and have an extensive vocabulary.

- I do not accept blank profiles. Or private profiles. You're not special.

- FxM and FxF relationships only! Absolutely NO "futa", No "Woman +" No "fem-boy". Just, no.

- I'm flirty with girls ~ I am weak. If you don't like it, please let me know.

- I write in third person, preferably past tense. I will reject any first person roleplayer.

- If I decline your friend request, PLEASE don't resend. I've made a conscious decision that you and I are not compatible based off of what I can see from your profile. I always check. Enjoy being in my requests FOREVER if you don't listen.

- This is a multi character account. Please only interact with me OOC when first introducing yourself.

- I do not write anthropomorphic characters. But, I do play more than just human species. NO FURRIES.

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