Replacement Names

On occasion, I start using different names for companies that do not deserve to have their proper name spoken or written. As such, I've compiled a list for convenience purposes. My reasons are given in ()s.

YouTube = Ministry of Truth (www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jLWCt9J4_M and everything else they've done)
Konami = Kuntnami (Their atrocious treatment of Hideo Kojima and others)
Verizon = Veriz*n
Ajit Pai = Aj*t Pai