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Started by Eldritch_Pantheon , Jul 12th 2022 07:08Eldritch_Pantheon - Jul 12th 2022 07:08
Vampires are con artists. Heres my proof:
1. They always seem to be charming and suave, which makes them great at convincing people to do what they want.
2. They always have an excuse for why they need your blood, which makes it easy to trick people into giving it to them.
3. They can't go out in the daylight, which makes it easy for them to sneak around and do things without being seen.
4. They have super strength and speed, which makes it easy for them to overpower and victimize people.
5. They can turn into bats or wolves, which makes it easy for them to scare people or even attack them.
All of these things add up to one conclusion: vampires are con artists. They use their abilities to trick, deceive, and victimize people, and they do it all for one purpose: to get what they want. So be careful around vampires, and don't let them trick you into giving them what they want.
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