im not a total bitch

why do guys not get that my comments are meant to be humorous in a sarcastic way, im not trying to scare you off , im trying to ..... present myself as a challenge i guess. i want you to rack your brain trying to figure me out, im just a romantic who wants to feel special, to be pursued. of the guys that asked me to prom, i picked a nerd who really got to know me as a person, there was no physical attraction, and it was just a fun night. i think i really built his ego, i think half the couples there were staring at us, of course i was all touchy feely, that nobody saw before and he was unable to stop smiling, i think i made that prom the highlidht of his high school days, i let him kiss me twice, an obvious french one with most everyone watching, see i can be nice, im not a total bitch.