Rules and Regulations.

1. Sarcasm, apathy and meager responses such as "Hi", "Okay" or "Sure" are not tolerated under any circumstance.

2. My RP limit is Multi-Para, specifically a four-paragraph minimum per reply.

3. Maximum length, detail, proper punctuation and impeccable grammar are all cornerstones of the optimum role-playing experience.

4. Seeing as I have been expressing my deepest emotions through the versatile medium of the written word from my early teens onward, it should be noted that I do not, will not and will most likely never settle for anything less than the absolute finest writing.

5. Follow this formula and all will be copacetic:

Proper grammar + Correct spelling + Full, vivid detail = A quality narrative.