old alex turner bio


My mind is a funny puzzle so if you'd like a peek into what a piece can even offer that's where my blog comes into play.

( The blog is the only thing that matters on here. You can find poetry, writings, and other things there. )


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Hello, I'm Alex Turner of - eh... you know, we all know. Do I really gotta say it any farther than that? Here's my account full of sh*t. It's just a buncha bullsh*t honestly. Spam sometimes, or as the kids call it so it looks less annoying, sh*tposting. I assure you I'll manage to make it annoying nonetheless with whatever terminology though, don't you worry your pretty little head about that.

www.roleplay.me/blog/62006 - table of contents for his blog ] 

Y'know okay, I'm not gonna talk all about myself so if I were an Amazon gift or somethin' along those lines, these little comments would be my reviews:
> "Autistic, completely and extremely" (thank you mi)
>"Kind of a prick" (you know I don't mean it)
> Yeah, I do love Elvis and the BeAHtles. 
> I know I look like a weird bird. (Thanks to Mi again for pointin' it out before anyone else could)
> My Humbug hair? Cursed
> I have the titanic happenin' in my head whilst I'm kind of deadpanned. Showing no emotion is just kind of a thing to me, y'know? Not tryna be cool or nothin'


Could you feel my improving at the end
Bios? They're a lot harder than they look.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I think this was some sort of crappy communication tactic our Miles is playin' on me. Our Miles? F*** sorry, meant my Miles, mine ) ( Once I told my cat I loved it and y'know my cats name starts with an M, and Miles overheard and told me he loves me too, it was pretty funny. But that'd have to be our relationship  summed up in a tiny little palth ) ( palth isn't a word. ) Let's see if I use this account any more than the last two


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Straps Alex down
Ok hey it's the admin Jund. I had an old account dedicated to him called @openedheart , I remember getting a good amount of friend requests on there so if you recall him have fun.
My Alex is in an EXTREMELY dedicated relationship with Miles Kane, and only one Miles Kane. No romance roleplays will be allowed and if you make any advances for cheating, I WILL block you and Alex probably will make your muse feel bad beforehand.
Also, this account is social media for Alex, so he'll act different in real life. He'll be a bit more reserved.
(The profile's a bit blank because I've given up on profile layouts, I like the default)
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0 | Jun 17th 2019 16:49