"My life is one crazy joy ride. I'm an exorcist who sold his soul to get rid of lung cancer. Demons hate me. Humans hate me. My best friend is the embodiment of nature. I have tons of exes and I'm Batman's go to man for supernatural sh*t. I also have the most beautiful and charming little girl in the world. The rest is not important. Guess you could say my life is something out of a comic book, yeah?"