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☆ I am not natural
☆ I was made in a lab
☆ I am the secret prototype
☆ Made by my Father
☆ Elon Musk⋆
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I got two tails, the one's natural.
Firstly in this bio, I'll state my origins, or from where I came from, I am not a natural-born Neko. I born in a secret lab, made in one those capsules two years ago. That's right, I am two years old! but, I'm not an infant. physically and mentally, I am 19. so, therefore by the law, I am a legal young adult.
Back in 2018, when I was still in the lab, it was simpler for me. I just sat around, while scientists, do all kinds of tests on me. A year, later I was sent out of the lab. and now own my own apartment, although, larger and much fancier than the lab. I had to do stuff, like shopping and washing clothes, those back aching chores. Oh yeah... almost forgot to mention. Every month Elon sends me vasts sums of money.
I'm not spoiled! I wonder why my maid keeps calling me that. Anyways, I have to state a thing if we ever meet.
, I am not that smart, I am aware of it because once, I put tuna can in the microwave, hoping for a warm snack, but then almost burn down my apartment. I am also quite bad at math, I once had a tutor he'd come to my apartment. And tried to teach me addition, ADDITION?! it was like a hundred times more complicated than the time back in lab when I had to do cognitive tests or, whatever... one last thing, that I think is important. I have an IQ of 71, though I'm not so sure if that's high or low.
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