“Well, hiya! Nice t’meetcha! The name’s HARLEY!
Ya probably already know who I am if yer here. Sorry if it’s cuz I’ve nearly killed ya once or twice. Everyone has bad days, right?
Lately, I’m all about havin’ GOOD days.
Well, not necessarily. Bein’ good ain’t a whole lot of fun.
Hm...
What was I sayin’ again?
OH!
RIGHT!
Welcome to my beautiful, dark, twisted fantasy~!
It might get a little messy. Be sure to grab a Gallagher-style ponchó while ya have the chance!!
I’m my own boss these days. Ya know what that means! Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop me from having a blast.
Literally!”
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