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A Documentary of Bad Pickup Lines (COMMENT MORE)

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''Are you the Olympic Fire? Cause I wanna light you with my torch.''
''Woman. Date me.''
"I shat in that ice cream sunday you ate in 2003. Enjoy!''

Joseph and Omori

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Omori chuckles a bit - Pathetic! This kid was so fragile and weak! He just stopped by to see what the kid had going on in his mind for a second. He knew how to fight...!
Oops. He remembered that his power was weakened in this dimension. No red hands, no knife, none of his magic. Nothing! Nada! Zilch!
That pissed him off a bit - but hey! He still had 'a' knife in his pocket! It was pretty damn similar to the one he typically fought with.
This kid intrigued him! Perhaps he could use him.
''First of all, shut up. Second of all, I won't tell on you. I'm not a f***ing tattletale, okay?'' he said. If it weren't for his long-ass bangs, you could've seen his red eyes staring into you! Though, that'd kinda blow his cover as a demon.
''You need better clothes and a new weapon,'' he says, crossing his arms as he looked at you, biting his lip.

Joseph and Omori

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Random images flashed through your mind - things about you, your brother, your twisted mother... and yet, something else? For a moment, you swore you saw a boy - not just a boy, a demon-like thing. A red tail, black hair that went down a bit past their neck with bangs that covered their eyes, and you swore you saw red eyes that pierced into your soul.
Ugh! Your stupid brain, trying to make up things again... You already had enough going on in your life. The fact you got to sleep in the first place was a blessing...

Magical Girl Rp?

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I love this ideaaa!! I'd love to do this with you if it's still open ^^

oh my god the spotify dj is so weird

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WHY DOES IT PLAY SUCH RANDOM MUSIC
no I do NOT want to listen to top picks, I want to listen to songs i ACTUALLY listen to
ALSO SONGS THAT ME AND MY FRIENDS LISTEN TO SATIRISTICALLY LIKE ONCE? IT WILL PLAY THEM FOR DAYS.
I mean I like the idea of the DJ but like
please AI is scarily smart, but why cant the dj be smart