Stoney

Always the party boy, professional sad boy, lover of love and undefeated beer pong champ! While happily living in my 'just us' timeline.


I’m the one that you call to sit and talk over all your problems with on the fire escape at 2 am. I’m the one you can take home to Mama, and the one you call when sh*t is about to go down. I will have your back, no matter the time, day or hour because that is what loyalty is about.


My thoughts and heart are massive, but the latter is in a state of repair. So stay away if your intentions are not genuine, I’ve had my fill of that for now. Shoutout to all my nerds, homebodies, foodies, and quiet souls, you know who you are. BFF’s with my phone because it keeps me connected and entertained while I wait to hear from you. Though a playful flirt, when I'm involved all that stops. When you are mine, you are my entire world and no one else matters. You will be loved like no other.


More relaxed with my monitor in a campaign or dropping that ‘Black Lotus’ when you least expect it. So if you ever see me running I’m chasing the person that took my phone because I’m too thicc for that sh*t. Feel free to shoot your shot whoever you are, though I’m not looking right now you might be what I’m looking for. Protip, if you shoot that shot aim for my head, I might not think that play was for me.


Always tired from seeking the truth that’s out there. I’m only concerned with the deep questions in life like: do aliens exist, are ghosts around us, is true love a myth and who the hell puts ketchup on mac and cheese?


My love language is simple:

- Get home safe.

- Drink your water.

- Did you sleep?

- Are you okay?

- Did you eat today?

In the end to most, I’m a walking contradiction because people just love to judge a book by its cover.


Red cups up!
-Austy