CONTUMAX

"Who wants to be in heaven when you can be sending men to f***ing hell?"
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(Apparently I'm also a part-time counselor now.)

《 This is the best Thomas Shelby ever. 》- @LittleDreamer

《 Yes. Yes, I am. 》- Myself

I'm so (not) sorry, but after checking out each new profile created on this page, I literally /can't/ help myself but to feel.. better. It's like confirmed superiority.

For Potterheads, please refer to: @INVICTO
For out-of-roleplay inquiries, please refer to Discord: bloodofvarcolac01

Admins notice: READ. THE. F***ING. DESCRIPTION. And win a lot of gifted premium membership, oi!
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There is a big chance that you may be offended by the following bio, but honestly I just don't care. Yes, I'm online 24/7, sue me. I've been writing since 2011 and I've seen some sh*t and met some people... who were sh*t. I never fail to impress, though. My only problem is that I feel like sometimes, people just deliberately lose the ability to f***ing read. Gives me the opportunity to be an a**hole about it right in their faces, though. And please believe me, I'll /be/ an a**hole about it, no matter who you are. Be a little unhinged and you should be fine. I'll cuss you out, I'll humiliate you, I'll embarass you I'll call you names, then I'll boost you up again. I'm the best friend. Heads up. Also, people still think that even though this profile description clearly states that I do /NOT/ engage in romantic or sm*tty roleplay, they may still be able to talk me into it somehow. In person I may be a very sexual person but I'll try to clarify once again: No. Before adding, better read that --> www.roleplay.me/blog/294047

With that being out of the way, if you are not familiar with the Peaky Blinders universe, I would suggest you seek some basic knowledge first before approaching me in terms of roleplaying. I will not see it as my job to inform you about any more than what is written in this description about my character in order to avoid possible spoilers and.. well.. it's a show, if you want to learn about it, you logically have to watch it. Should you have any basic knowledge, you can probably figure about the themes of this profile, then. But to make it clear: I'm not a fan of sm*t or romance. I find it boring, mainstream and it feels to me like an excuse for lacking creativity. Furthermore I will not engage in a story if your profile theme is based on drugs, self-harm, religion, anime, furry (biggest L), feminism/femdom, social media & "influencers", wrestling, pornstars, superheroes, "models", (probably going to add more soon).

Thanks for your cooperation.